Costello: Never mind the windows.  I need a computer and software.

Abbott:   Software for Windows?
 

Costello: No.  On the computer!  I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business.  What do you have?


Abbott:   Office.


Costello: Yeah, for my office.  Can you recommend anything?


Abbott:   I just did.


Costello: You just did what?


Abbott:   Recommend something.


Costello: You recommended something?


Abbott:   Yes.


Costello: For my office?


Abbott:   Yes


Costello: OK, what did you recommend for my office?


Abbott:   Office.


Costello: Yes, for my office!


Abbott:   I recommend Office with Window's


Costello: I already have an office with windows!  OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.  What do I need?


Abbott:   Word.


Costello: What word?


Abbott:   Word in Office.


Costello: The only word in office is office.


Abbott:   The Word in Office for Windows.


Costello: Which word in office for windows?


Abbott:   The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.


Costello: I'm going to click your blue 'W' if you don't start with some straight answers.  What about financial bookkeeping?   You have anything I can track my money with?


Abbott:   Money.


Costello: That's right.  What do you have?


Abbott:   Money.


Costello: I need money to track my money?


Abbott:   It comes bundled with your computer.


Costello: What's bundled with my computer?


Abbott:   Money.


Costello: Money comes with my computer?


Abbott:   Yes.  No extra charge.


Costello: I get a bundle of money with my computer?  How much?


Abbott:   One copy.


Costello: Isn't it illegal to copy money?


Abbott:   Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.


Costello: They can give you a license to copy money?


Abbott:   Why not?  THEY OWN IT!



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PS : article ecrit sous la pression d'un certain P.C. qui se reconnaitra LOL