Costello: No.  On the computer!  I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business.  What do you have?

Abbott:   Office.

Costello: Yeah, for my office.  Can you recommend anything?

Abbott:   I just did.

Costello: You just did what?

Abbott:   Recommend something.

Costello: You recommended something?

Abbott:   Yes.

Costello: For my office?

Abbott:   Yes

Costello: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

Abbott:   Office.

Costello: Yes, for my office!

Abbott:   I recommend Office with Window's

Costello: I already have an office with windows!  OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.  What do I need?

Abbott:   Word.

Costello: What word?

Abbott:   Word in Office.

Costello: The only word in office is office.

Abbott:   The Word in Office for Windows.

Costello: Which word in office for windows?

Abbott:   The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

Costello: I'm going to click your blue 'W' if you don't start with some straight answers.  What about financial bookkeeping?   You have anything I can track my money with?

Abbott:   Money.

Costello: That's right.  What do you have?

Abbott:   Money.

Costello: I need money to track my money?

Abbott:   It comes bundled with your computer.

Costello: What's bundled with my computer?

Abbott:   Money.

Costello: Money comes with my computer?

Abbott:   Yes.  No extra charge.

Costello: I get a bundle of money with my computer?  How much?

Abbott:   One copy.

Costello: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

Abbott:   Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

Costello: They can give you a license to copy money?

Abbott:   Why not?  THEY OWN IT!

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